Joke : Beer dirnking
Tradition drink beer in the Middle East
A Syrian, a Palestinian, an Israeli and a Lebanese
were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer. The
Syrian grabs his beer, downs it, tosses his glass into
the air, draws a handgun, and shoots the glass in
mid-air. He grins to the others, puts the gun on the
bar and says, "In Syria we have so many glasses we
never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Palestinian then downs his beer, throws his glass
into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the
glass, puts the gun back on the bar and proclaims, "In
Gaza we have so much sand which makes glass really
cheap, so we too never drink out of the same glass
twice".
The Israeli downs his beer, throws his glass into the
air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts
the gun back on the bar, and proclaims "In Israel, we
have so much money from U.S. aid we too never drink
out of the same glass twice".
The Lebanese looks at the three of them, finishes his
beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the
gun, shoots the Syrian, the Palestinian, and the
Israeli and says, "In Lebanon we have so many Syrians,
Palestinians and Israelis that we never have to drink
with the same ones twice".
A Syrian, a Palestinian, an Israeli and a Lebanese
were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer. The
Syrian grabs his beer, downs it, tosses his glass into
the air, draws a handgun, and shoots the glass in
mid-air. He grins to the others, puts the gun on the
bar and says, "In Syria we have so many glasses we
never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Palestinian then downs his beer, throws his glass
into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the
glass, puts the gun back on the bar and proclaims, "In
Gaza we have so much sand which makes glass really
cheap, so we too never drink out of the same glass
twice".
The Israeli downs his beer, throws his glass into the
air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts
the gun back on the bar, and proclaims "In Israel, we
have so much money from U.S. aid we too never drink
out of the same glass twice".
The Lebanese looks at the three of them, finishes his
beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the
gun, shoots the Syrian, the Palestinian, and the
Israeli and says, "In Lebanon we have so many Syrians,
Palestinians and Israelis that we never have to drink
with the same ones twice".
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