Joke : Egyptian Secret Police

Three secret police officers meet in Iran to participate in a competition organised by the Arab Union Of Undercover Agents AKA "AUUA"

Present at the competition are three special agents, special agent Bashir from Iran, special agent Ahmed from Syria and special agent Mohamed from Egypt.

The objective of the competition is to catch a jewish rabit:)

The first agent Bashir dose a great job just three days and he found a jewish rabit and put him in a box the judge gives him full marks.

The same goes for special agent Ahmed,

Every one is waiting for the Egyptian agent Mohamed...They wait and wait and then decide to go find him...they finally find him holding a camel with electrodes to his balls...slapping the camel and saying to him "admit it...admit it...say that you are a rabit..."

Extra Info:

There are two main branches of the secret police in Egypt like in America there is the FBI and CIA, In Egypt the equivalent of the FBI is called "Amned Daula" wich basically translates to "State Security" and the CIA equivalent called "Moochabarat"...Both are very powerful and its agents have sweeping powers ever since the Emergency Law was passed after the assisination of the late president Sadat. In the name of state security they can basically do what ever they want and often do exactly that...which means that ultimately there is no rule of law...