Joke : Too Long

Life in Egypt
You know that you have lived in Egypt Too long when...

You don't expect to eat dinner until 10:30 PM
You need a sweater when it's 25 degrees outside
You expect everyone to own a mobile phone, a BMW, Benz, or a Jeep.
Seat belts !!! what are those ?
Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the house boy
Your idea of grocery shopping is leaving a list for the maid.
Going out every single night of the week until at least 3a.m.
otherwise you are anti social or up to no good and hiding something.
You expect the confirmation of your airline reservation to be
"INSHALLAH"
If it's not black and Versace or another big name it doesn't count as clothing.
You understand "no problem" means follow up
You think a picnic means pulling over on the side of the road with your TV and water pipe
You believe that speed limits are only advisory
You expect to go to jail when a local national hits the back of your car at a stop sign
You wear a jacket inside and take it off when you go out
You think carpets belong on the wall
You know which end of a "shawarma" to unwrap first
You think the further you inch into the middle of the intersection, the faster the light will turn green
You think a red light means run it
You think only men should hold hands in public
You have more carpets than floor space
You make left turns from the far right lane
You expect at least gold for every birthday
You think Pepsi begins with a "B"